Fun is life.::. Dance jokes

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Q. What do you call a one legged line dancer?

A. Eileen (I Lean)

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Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute).

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Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party?

A. A One Liner!

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Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row."

Doctor: "Hold it, Andy. That doesnt sound so terrible."

Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end."

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Q. Where do tired line dancers go for Breakfast?

A. Ihop?

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Q. Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco.

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Q: How do they dance in Arabia?

A: Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

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Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

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Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We dont serve your type here."

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Q: What animals are poor dancers?

A: Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.

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