Fun is life.::. Comedian Jokes

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I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other organs in my body to shape up or they're out of there

- Charlie Viracola

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My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It's a flat fee.

-Wendy Liebman.

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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

-George Carlin

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The IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses for the taxpayers. Yeah, they can't find you when they owe YOU money

-Jay Leno

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The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new rules, you're allowed to claim two or more chins as dependents.

-Conan O'Brien

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Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none of this has ever happened before

-George Carlin

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I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

-Mitch Hedberg

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An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporarily out of order" sign, just "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

-Mitch Hedberg

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The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. You can tell Republicans are in power. "Pollution? It's those damn trees."

-Jay Leno

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Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out. "Oh, look at her, she's precious,just like Mommy." Me?!? If I birthed something that had 8 nipples - it ain't leaving the house.

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