Fun is life.::. Bus jokes

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Q: How do eels get around the seabed?

A: They go by OCTOBUS.

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Bus passenger: Id like a ticket to New York, please.

Ticket seller: By Buffalo?

Bus passenger: Of course not, Im in the bus queue, arent I?

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Q: Why did the bat miss the bus?

A: Because he hung around for too long.

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Q: What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

A: Hop on.

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Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver.

Witch: Well, I wont stand in your way.

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Q: What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

A: Squash.

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Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, youd stand up and let someone else sit down."

"And if you were a lady," replied Roger, "youd stand up and let four people sit down."

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Q: What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk?

A: I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!

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Q: Whats the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A: A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.

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Q: Why couldnt the skeleton pay his bus fare?

A: Because he was skint.

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