Fun is life.::. Bed jokes

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Q: Who stole the sheets from the bed?

A: Bed buglars.

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Q: What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

A: Sleep in the wardrobe.

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Q: What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

A: Run!

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Q: What do you call a python with a great bedside manner?

A: A snake charmer.

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Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed?

Son: I couldnt find a spider.

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark.

Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for little girls to be in bed?

How would I know? asked Jenny. I havent got any little girls.

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Q: Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

A: Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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Id like to buy a bed, please.

Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?

Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.

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Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed.

Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.

Right. Heres a hammer, a saw, and some nails. The woods in the garage.

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